Technology Humor OOP Humor (Object Oriented Programming) By Lon Hosford

Disclaimer: I think I thunk these up these on my own. But if another twisted mind also thought of these, accept my deepest sympathy. OOP    Poop without the P What did the programmer say to the class?    I don't like your methods. What did the class say to the programmer?    What you do in public is your business, but what I do is private! What did the class say to the object?    Get over here this instance! What does a child class want most from a parent class?    Inheritance How does a child class informally address it's parent class?    Super Does OOA stand for Object Oriented Analysis?    No. It really stands for Object Oriented Anonymous. An organization that helps cure OOOP (obsessive OOP).

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